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Thu, 11/04/2004 — Bloiffy

Terrible news, my dears. Terrible news. I have returned from my busy schedule of suckin' big dicks and homphing down big globs of stringy spooge and I bring grave news. Fagfiction dot net will sadly be closing in a month. SO BASICALLY WE NEED TO HAVE A DONATION DRIVE !!!!!! DONUT LET ANDORE DIE KIDS

We need to raise TWENTY GOLDS to pay for the cost. The cost of a PUFF PUFF, THAT IS !!!!

Actually we will probably setting up a different server or something so uh don't worry too much I guess.

Point of Haggar #1: Well-Oiled Machine

Wed, 11/03/2004 — Sak


Oh, hey! Didn't see you come in! Pull up a chair, it's faux leather. Picked it up at Truckie's Vintage Furniture for about 12 bucks. I'm Mike Haggar -- you might remember me from a stint as Mike "The Champ" Haggar on the Saturday Night Slam Masters professional wrestling circuit! These days I'm doing my best to wrestle the legal system! That's right, I'm now Mike "The Mayor" Haggar! Of Metro City, no less!

So what's an old wrestlemaniac like me have to tell you? How about this thing we call Democracy? It's great! It runs like a well oiled-machine, and I'm here to tell you all about the cogs and the circuitry that keep that machine a-runnin'! At the federal level, this country consists of three branches: the Executive, the Legislative, and the Judicial, all of which perform checks and balances on the other branches to make sure one does not obtain more power than the others!

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