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SUCCESFUL MISSION

Thu, 12/09/2004 — Bloiffy

Hi! This is Nancy at Chase H.Q.! Just a message to say that I hope you all have a rockin' good time here at chaseheadquarters.net! HUNGH UNF WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM BLOIFFY AND NOT NANCY AT CHASE H.Q. OF COURSE I AM NANCY NGH OW HUFF PUFF PUFF OKAY CHOKING IT DOWN

An Appeal to Jonathan Haas

Wed, 12/08/2004 — Fasteriskhead

Those of you watching at home who have been longtime Andore Jr. fans may recall the rediscovery of the incomparably brilliant Jonathan Haas, whom we may consider to be the greatest satirical Street Fighter 2 erotic fanfic writer of all time. There are few others in the field, then or now, who can even begin to match Mr. Haas in sheer expressive power; however, he appeared to have completely dropped out of sight after finishing his finest work (the incomparable "Guile and Chun Li - The Untold Story"), and we were unable to locate any more on him subsequent to the first discovery. After the initial fury of google research, frankly, most of us gave up hope of ever locating this hidden master, this J.D. Salinger of lemon parodies, and we sank into acceptance of a loss of what could have been. But then, a mere two days ago, I received the following email:

From: "Jonathan S. Haas"
To: tsfergus AT uncg.edu
Date: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 11:38PM
Subject: Um, thanks :)

So I was Googling for my name and came upon this post ... er, thanks for the compliment. I wrote that story over a decade ago and had nearly forgotten it. Glad you liked it.

--JSH

HOLY SHIT

I-I-IT'S HIM!! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!

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Bokosuka Theology

Mon, 12/06/2004 — Fasteriskhead

In our lives we begin to have some sense of the possibility of a universal milieu that, for lack of a better name, we might term "Bokosuka Wars." But how, one wonders, shall we move from this initial abstracted perception of what could be to a radical coming forth of "Bokosukaness" in our very lives? The problem must be approached from two directions.

We begin from the assumption of Bokosuka Wars as an omnipresent sphere of unity that is everywhere and composes all things. We are, all of us, both the White Knight and the purple soldier that only moves horizontally. Initially we rebel against the idea of the all-encompassing universal power of Bokosuka Wars; ironically, recognizing the very ubiquitousness of our subject tempts us to drift towards nihilism! We begin to ask ourselves, Well, if that's true, what's the point? If everything I do, and moreover everything I could ever possibly do, exists within the span of "Bokosukaness," then where exists any difference in the world? Does it matter, ultimately, whether I am confronted by "Wow! You lose!" or "Bravo! You win!"? In the first, what have I lost? In the second, what have I gained?

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Human behaviour: Expressing resentment towards change

Sun, 12/05/2004 — Bloiffy

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY MAKE PRINCE OF PERSIA A BETTER GAME??? EVANESCENCE

WAKE HIM UP INSIDE !!!!! CALL HIS NAME AND SAVE HIM FROM THE DARQUE !!!!!!!!

FUCKING YOU, PRINCE

Bokosuka Wars Awareness Month

Fri, 12/03/2004 — Sak

A Very Special Andore Announcement

FROM ANDORE JR'S SAK!

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