Because you are... a puppet.

Tue, 10/11/2005 — Bloiffy

Meet Nichol and Charles's new baby boy... Sephiroth!


ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
SEPHIROTH!
SEPHIROTH!

ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
SEPHIROTH!
SEPHIROTH!

SORS IMMANIS
ET INANIS
SORS IMMANIS
ET INANIS

ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
SEPHIROTH!
SEPHIROTH!

VENI VENI VENIAS
NE ME MORI FACIAS
VENI VENI VENIAS
NE ME MORI FACIAS

ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
SEPHIROTH!
SEPHIROTH!

VENI VENI VENIAS (GLORIOSA)
NE ME MORI FACIAS (GENEROSA)
VENI VENI VENIAS (GLORIOSA)
NE ME MORI FACIAS (GENEROSA)

ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTI
SEPHIROTH!
SEPHIROTH!

SEPHIROTH!

SEPHIROTH!

SOMETIME IN THE YEAR 2020

Fri, 09/10/2004 — Fasteriskhead

"Hey, sport!"
(on phone) "Oh god here he comes. Look, I'll call you back."
"Guess what I just found up in the attic!"
"What, Dad."
"I dug up my old modded Playstation 2 and my imported copy of Soul Calibur 2! Man, I haven't seen this since Oh-Three."
"That's... that's great, Dad."
"And I was thinking... you know. Maybe we could go a few rounds. I used to play a pretty wicked Raphael, uh, back in the day."
"I don't think I can, I'm headed out with some classmates to get pizza and then uh I think we're all gonna go hang out with cool uncle Holkins and be detached and ironic for awhile."
"Oh... oh, well okay. That's okay too."
"Oh god. What's wrong?"
"No, no, nothing... well, yeah. I mean you spend so much time with Jerry, which is fine, but I was... I was just hoping we could play Soul Calibur 2 together for a little while. And you know, bond or whatever."
(sighing) "Okay. But just for a little while, and then I have to go."
"Thanks, Gabe... thanks for humoring your old man. And say, did I ever tell you about that comic I once worked on with Jerry?"
"Yeah like every week Dad."
"Those were the days."

So I guess congratulations are in order.

And uh, also that's pretty much completely sweet and adorable. ROCK ON BABY GABE

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