Satirical Blog

Fri, 10/22/2004 — Fasteriskhead

WE ALL MAKE COMIC STRIPS FROM SCREEN GRABS AND HIGHLIGHT THE DILEMMAS FACED BY VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS

BUT !!

WHICH ONE OF US IS THE REAL THE AUTHOR ??????

ONLY THE AUTHOR CAN CLEAN UP THE VILLAINS AND IMPROVE THE PEACE OF OUR TOWN FROM ITS WORST CONDITION EVER

A Wacky Week Of The Sims 2!!!

Fri, 09/24/2004 — Fasteriskhead

(excerpted from second page)

After having given Queequeg Ganesha a while to adjust to his new surroundings, I decided the time was ripe to START A-KILLIN'!!! Notice how I have walled this guy in so that he can't get out, and he starves to death! And when he dies, DEATH HIMSELF actually shows up to take his life! And then his ghost haunts Ganesha's house afterwards! And... and... oh my god. I'm fucking pulling forth easily-observed humorous events from a video game in a way that was already done days ago in a far funnier fashion on a site that's actually devoted to gaming, and I'm presenting the sum as a work of comedy. I... jesus. What the fuck am I even doing with my life? Do people actually even READ this crap before they click on the dumb banner ad up there and kick us a few cents? Does anyone really give two shits about my concerted efforts to churn pages and pages of this stuff out on a weekly basis, or do they just mechanically click on the favorite tab every day and run their eyes over the stupid words? Fucking Christ, why do I even bother.

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Comfortable and AWESOME

Sun, 07/18/2004 — Fasteriskhead


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