lament of a technocop

Sat, 09/11/2004 — Fasteriskhead

GODDAMN I AM THE COOLEST-LOOKING LAW-ENFORCEMENT MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE IN THIS HERE FUTURE DYSTOPIA

TOO BAD I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN FEATURED IN A GAME THAT WASN'T UTTER SHIT, OH WELL AT LEAST THE TITLE SCREEN IS COMPLETELY AWESOME

TECHNOCOP!!!! (BAM BAM BAM) BUSTED!!!!!

DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN (REPEAT)

...That Suck Themselves And Also Each Other.

Fri, 08/13/2004 — Fasteriskhead

notes 8/14/04: final word came in today, they're shutting project down... committee must have finally heard the rumors, nothing else to be done. another six weeks & would have had a working model; i'd already determined that optimum piece of music for Rei had to be somewhere within recorded catalogue of phil "snakefinger" lithman, from there it was trial & error... too late now, career prob. over for good...

Rei was v. confused about all this, i actually broke down crying a little trying to explain it to her... later took her over to house from lab (no place for her to live right now), which was ok since wife left/took kids months ago. started drinking+talking a few hours back, somehow ended up in game of strip poker... have her down to bra & panties now, current objective is to remain smashed enough to keep from realizing what in god's name i'm doing & giving in to despair+overwhelming disgust w/self...

suicide = best option? will inquire about nonpainful methods tomorrow... poss. borrow one of steve's guns if shame = overwhelming & swiftness is needed...

Sonic Team Image Song #1: Angels With Burning Hearts

Thu, 08/05/2004 — Bloiffy

Sega's Sonic Team are reknowned for their games with lightning-fast, intuitive gameplay. Or at least they used to be before they started churning out shite. Billy Hatcher and the Giant Fucking Pile Of Crap? Sonic And Tails and Knuckles and Rouge and Eggman's Tedious Fucking Crap Adventure 2: The Search for Mad Dog's Gold? No thanks. Well, at least their vocal songs have been of the same continuous quality ever since they started adding these pieces of poetic art to their games, as indexed here for all time. Enjoy!!

Burning Rangers - Angels With Burning Hearts

Glow of past we deliver to the future-land
For the growing world of tomorrow we strive
Passing through the matrix of data
Driving you into the cyber dive

Even when you are lost in darkness
You must believe in tomorrow, it will come
Just like angels with burning hearts
We'll face the risk of lives

Sight of night I cheer to embrace the magic
Visions displayed on the monitors
Can you see the moon and the stars and the sun?
Could they be in our imagination?

Sight of night I cheer to embrace the magic
Starting an adventure for our future
We are all hoping for
Setting out to lead us to new the universe

Burning Rangers! To the brand new sky we dive

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FUCK OFF MOLLY SHERIDAN

Sun, 08/01/2004 — Fasteriskhead

"...I think we might have this perception, especially among people who don't play video games or haven't in along (sic) time, that the scores are very ping-pong, well, like Pong, and it's pretty stunning when you hear these full orchestral scores..."

EAT SHIT BITCH

Also: as interesting as the interview is (in a sort of incredibly boring way) I have to wonder why, among all the possible choices one could have made to represent the nigh-unsung music-makers in American videogaming, y'all chose to go after the dude who did the soundtrack for Sims 2. What, was Jeremy Soule not returning your calls or something?

Well uh, maybe... actually he probably really wasn't, I guess. Poor dude probably never even leaves the house anymore.

Samus Aran = Schenkerian Analysis?

Thu, 07/22/2004 — Fasteriskhead

The Metroid item collection music, a brief little fanfare that plays every time Samus picks up something of note, is a surprisingly ambiguous piece considering how short it is. The entire score is as follows:

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One Night Only

Mon, 07/19/2004 — Sak

NAMCO Arena and Ticketmaster Proudly Present:
ROBO Aleste and the Gley Lancers!

Penso che un sogno così non ritorni mai più
Mi dipingevo le mani e la faccia di blu
Poi d'improvviso venivo dal vento rapito
E incominciavo a volare nel cielo infinito


Volare, oh, oh!
Cantare, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassù
E volavo, volavo felice più in alto del sole ed ancora più su
Mentre il mondo pian piano spariva lontano laggiù
Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me


Volare, oh, oh!
Cantare, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassù
Nel biu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lass

A plea from our heart to our gentle readers.

Mon, 07/19/2004 — Bloiffy

Does anyone remember the world-famous Sega CD CLASSIC known only as Night Trap? What I so desperately am desireous of is an mp3/movie clip of the revered karaoke scene, in which one of the many femme fatales sings the catchy and hip Theme From Night Trap. You see, this song utilises some of the eldritch harmonics of the universe and might actually lead to cures for AIDS, cancer and possibly also death, whilst also breaking down the barriers that separate the human heart and bringing us true elysium. A refresher of the genius lyrics:

Love is easy by the light of day,
You get the boys to play away.
But come sundown when darkness falls,
Passion burns, the danger calls.
So girls go out only if you dare,
You better be good,
You better beware!

Night trap!
Bad guys will find you!
Night trap!
Watch out behind you!
Night trap!

Girls...
You'll be caught in the night...
In the night trap!

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