The Origins of Andore Jr.

Wed, 12/31/2008 — Rev. Ragu


~Gather 'round people, let me tell you a story
About a web site that was known as Andor..y~

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Spike Milligan's Final Fantasy VIII

Wed, 01/04/2006 — Usagi

How the Dinosaur got here
"Daddy, what's a dinosaur?"
Said my daughter Jane.
"The dinosaur was a giant beast
That will never be seen again."
"Where did they all come from?"
"Now that I cannot say."
And at this information
She turned and walked away.
She must have thought about it,
For later that afternoon
She said to me, "I know! I know!
They all come from the moon!"
"If that is true, my daughter,
Would you, pray, please tell
Exactly how they got here."
She said, "Of course - they fell!"
Perth, WA
March 1980
From
Unspun Socks from a Chicken's Laundry

SAMURAI WITH TUBERCULOSIS CONSIDERED FOR POET LAUREATE

Thu, 10/28/2004 — Fasteriskhead

Washington DC (AP) -- The Library of Congress today announced that sickly blue-haired bishounen Ukyo Tachibana will be among a number of nominees for the position of poet laureate of the United States next year. Librarian F. Asters reported the nomination Tuesday morning at a small press gathering.

"Ukyo, despite being a digital representation of a 17th century Japanese swordsman, is a major poetic voice and a true representative of the American dream," said Asters. "The power of his verse reaches out to universal themes even as it expresses the pains of a very specific historo-fictional situation. One can certainly feel the inner struggle for love and fulfillment when his work is read, and should he be chosen for the position we would be honored to have him."

Asters then proceeded to recite several of the poet's shorter pieces, including what is widely considered his best work:

"Ukyo. 18-years-old.
'The world is nothing...
a barren dream it seems.'
20-years-old.
'Knowing you, life's murky
waters have cleared.'
25-years-old.
'I remember the beautiful
face of an evil goodness.'
I cannot go with you
I shall die alone. Boo hoo."

When asked for his response on the nomination Mr. Tachibana replied, ". . . !"

Sonic Team Image Song #1: Angels With Burning Hearts

Thu, 08/05/2004 — Bloiffy

Sega's Sonic Team are reknowned for their games with lightning-fast, intuitive gameplay. Or at least they used to be before they started churning out shite. Billy Hatcher and the Giant Fucking Pile Of Crap? Sonic And Tails and Knuckles and Rouge and Eggman's Tedious Fucking Crap Adventure 2: The Search for Mad Dog's Gold? No thanks. Well, at least their vocal songs have been of the same continuous quality ever since they started adding these pieces of poetic art to their games, as indexed here for all time. Enjoy!!

Burning Rangers - Angels With Burning Hearts

Glow of past we deliver to the future-land
For the growing world of tomorrow we strive
Passing through the matrix of data
Driving you into the cyber dive

Even when you are lost in darkness
You must believe in tomorrow, it will come
Just like angels with burning hearts
We'll face the risk of lives

Sight of night I cheer to embrace the magic
Visions displayed on the monitors
Can you see the moon and the stars and the sun?
Could they be in our imagination?

Sight of night I cheer to embrace the magic
Starting an adventure for our future
We are all hoping for
Setting out to lead us to new the universe

Burning Rangers! To the brand new sky we dive

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SOLID SNAKE HAIKU #1

Mon, 07/26/2004 — Sak

Sometimes I wonder
if Campbell is actually
listening to me.

A plea from our heart to our gentle readers.

Mon, 07/19/2004 — Bloiffy

Does anyone remember the world-famous Sega CD CLASSIC known only as Night Trap? What I so desperately am desireous of is an mp3/movie clip of the revered karaoke scene, in which one of the many femme fatales sings the catchy and hip Theme From Night Trap. You see, this song utilises some of the eldritch harmonics of the universe and might actually lead to cures for AIDS, cancer and possibly also death, whilst also breaking down the barriers that separate the human heart and bringing us true elysium. A refresher of the genius lyrics:

Love is easy by the light of day,
You get the boys to play away.
But come sundown when darkness falls,
Passion burns, the danger calls.
So girls go out only if you dare,
You better be good,
You better beware!

Night trap!
Bad guys will find you!
Night trap!
Watch out behind you!
Night trap!

Girls...
You'll be caught in the night...
In the night trap!

YESSS

Mon, 07/12/2004 — Fasteriskhead

The leaf falls slowly
Parish links to Andore
The cherry blossoms
~~~~Sak

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