West of House

Sat, 09/25/2004 — Fasteriskhead

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

>open mailbox
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.

>take leaflet
Taken.

>read leaflet
"WELCOME TO ZORK!

ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"

>suck a cock
I don't know the word "suck"

>I'm a big queer
I don't know the word "i'm"

>hualughaguhagh
WARNING FAG ALERT!! Would you quit being a dumb cocksucker and start exploring the great underground empire already.

>hello sailor
Nothing happens here.

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