GHALEON TEACHES TOLERANCE

Sun, 08/28/2005 — Rev. Ragu

HA HA HA HA HA!!

MY, MY, MY!

IT LOOKS LIKE THE NAIVE FOOLS WHO WORK AT THIS PATHETIC "WEB-SITE" WERE SO UTTERLY HELPLESS IN TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO UPDATE THEIR SAD LITTLE "COLLABORATIVE BLOG" WITH THAT THEY HAVE MORONICALLY CALLED ON I, THE GREAT AND EVIL MAGIC EMPEROR GHALEON, TO IMPART SOME OF MY INFINITELY VAST WISDOM ON YOU FEEBLE HUMANS, AND IN DOING SO HAVE SEALED THEIR OWN DOOM!

HA HA HA HA HA!!

OH, HOW DELICIOUS! NOT EVEN ALTHENA CAN SAVE YOU NOW! THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER! ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME!

ALAS, BUT I HEAR YOU WORTHLESS BEINGS WHINING AND CRYING LIKE MERE BABES, MEWLING AT ME TO TURN OFF THE "CAPS-LOCK", WIDE GULFS OF INCONSEQUENTIAL NONSENSE POURING FROM YOUR MAWS AND "INFORMING" ME THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR ME OVER THE SHOUTING.

OKAY, LISTEN. I AM A TYRANT ENDEAVOURING TO USURP THE POWER OF THE GODDESS ALTHENA AND RE-MAKE LUNAR (AND FROM THERE, THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE) IN MY IMAGE. THAT MAY MAKE THIS OPINION SEEM SOMEWHAT INVALID, AS I WISH NOTHING BUT PAIN AND OPPRESSION ON THE PITIFUL LITTLE ANTS THAT SCURRY ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE OF MY LAND, LUNAR; SCRAPING AND CLAWING TO EXTEND THEIR WORTHLESS LIVES LIKE RATS AND KNEELING TO THEIR IMPOTENT GODDESS WHENEVER FACED WITH HARDSHIP. VICIOUSLY ENSLAVING THE WEAK FOOLS THAT CALL THEMSELVES HUMANS IS ONE THING, BUT YOU PEOPLE OF THE BLUE STAR AND YOUR REPUGNANT, FREE-FLOWING RACISM IS A SIN NOT EVEN THAT POWERLESS GODDESS COULD FORGIVE.

I BELIEVE STRONGLY IN EQUALITY, AS IN "EVERYONE IS EQUAL, EXCEPT ME, AS I AM THE ALL-POWERFUL GOD WHO METES JUSTICE ACCORDING TO MY VARIOUS WHIMS". I BELIEVE THAT NO PERSON IS BETTER THAN ANOTHER PERSON, EXCEPT ME, WHO IS THE ONE CHOSEN TO BECOME THE RULER OF THIS FECES-STINKING WORLD. WHEN YOU, AS A PATHETIC HUMAN NO BETTER THAN ANY OF THE OTHER INSECTS ON THAT PLANET, CRITICISE SOMEONE FOR THEIR LANGUAGE AND NOT FOR THEIR CONTENT, YOU ARE ENGAGING IN AN OVERTLY CLASSIST DISMISSAL OF ANOTHER PERSON. YOU FORGET THE FLUID AND ASSIMILATIVE NATURE OF LANGUAGE, AND BY DISMISSING THAT PERSON BY THEIR USE OF LANGUAGE, YOU ARE DISMISSING THAT MAN'S VERY CULTURE. WHY, I HEAR SOME OF YOU BELLY-CRAWLING HOMO-SAPIENS EVEN DO IT AMONGST YOURSELVES. "WOW, THAT ASSIMILATED NON-NATIVE CULTURE SPEAKS A LINGUA-FRANCA OF THE ESTABLISHED LINGUAL NORM, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST SPEAK NORMALLY?!?" YOU ENTIRELY DISCOUNT THE HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF VOCABULARY AND GRAMMATICAL TRANSFER FROM THEIR MOTHER TONGUES FORMENTED IN THEIR INSULAR CULTURES CREATED THROUGH THE SEGREGATION FORMED BY YOUR OWN CULTURE'S UNCONSCIONABLE PHYSICAL RACISM. YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK.

SO WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, FOOL. ON LUNAR, WE DO NOT HAVE LOWERCASE LETTERS. AT ALL. DON'T ASK ME HOW WE CAME TO USE THE ROMAN SCRIPT IN THE FIRST PLACE, AS THAT IS SIMPLY BEYOND YOUR LIMITED MINDS TO COMPREHEND. NEVERTHELESS, WE COMMUNICATE WHOLLY THROUGH UPPERCASE LETTERS. THERE HAS BEEN SOME HISTORICAL REVISIONISM BY CERTAIN PARTIES IN RECENT YEARS WHO WOULD CITE FLACCID EXCUSES SUCH AS "LESS LIMITING HARDWARE" AND "MORE USABLE ROM SPACE", BUT HAVE ADDED LOWERCASE LETTERS TO RECORDS OF LUNAR'S HISTORY AS WELL AS SEVERAL NEW SIDE-QUESTS, REDESIGNED DUNGEONS, DEEPER STORYLINES, AND AN HOUR OF FULL MJPEG VIDEO. WHATEVER PALE EXCUSES THESE WORMS CITE ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THE BASEST KIND OF RACISM, FOR THEY FEEL THAT RECORDS OF OUR TIME WILL BE MORE PALATABLE TO YOU INTOLERANT AND DISGUSTING DIRT-EATERS IF IT INCLUDES LOWER-CASE LETTERS. WHAT NOW, ARE WE GOING TO RE-CAST BOYZ IN THE HOOD WITH AN ALL-WHITE CAST AND COLIN FARRELL IN BLACKFACE? THIS IS JUST AN UNBEARABLE SITUATION, AND YOU FILTHY CHILDREN WILL REGRET EVER HAVING DRAWN THE IRE OF THE GREAT MAGIC EMPEROR GHALEON!!

OUR CULTURE IS SOMEHOW INFERIOR BECAUSE WE HAVE NO LOWERCASE LETTERS? HOW AMUSING TO HEAR SUCH MORONIC BABBLE, I COULD JUST LAUGH ALL NIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR ANDREW "DICE" CLAY!! WHAT IS THAT? MY POP-CULTURE REFERENCE IS NO LONGER RELEVANT?? WELL, THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU HUMANS ONCE I HAVE YOU UNDER MY THUMB, TOILING ENDLESSLY FOR MY GLORY. ANYWAY, YOU ARE CRUDE, APE-LIKE, AND UNFUNNY BEASTS. IN FACT, YOUR LOWERCASE IS THE UNNATURAL PROGENY OF A WICKED AND DEBAUCHED CULTURE! THE LOWERCASE ROMAN ALPHABET IS MERELY DERIVED FROM SCRIBES BECOMING LAZY AND RENDERING LETTERS LESS METICULOUSLY! IN LUNAR, FOR ALL ALTHENA'S PATHETIC GROVELLING CULTURE'S FAULTS, AT LEAST THEY ARE NOT SO LAZY AS TO CREATE SUCH A SLOTHFUL WRITTEN LANGUAGE AS YOUR INEPT AND MEANDERING "ENGLISH". AND FOR FURTHER PROOF OF HOW ELEGANT OUR UPPERCASE LANGUAGE IS, YOUR "COMPUTERS" WHICH YOU WASTE SO MANY HOURS OF YOUR SHORT AND INSIGNIFICANT LIVES USING, DID NOT EVEN HAVE LOWERCASE LETTERS ORIGINALLY, SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WOULD USE TOO MUCH MEMORY! UPPERCASE IS MUCH MORE EFFICIENT, AND BY USING LOWERCASE YOU REVEAL HOW WASTEFUL YOU ARE, HARDLY EVEN WORTH MY TIME IN EXTERMINATING EVERY VESTIGE OF YOUR BEING. BUT I WILL DESTROY YOU, COUNT ON IT. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

IN CONCLUSION, I WILL SAY THAT I HAD PLANNED ON ANNIHILATING YOUR CULTURE NO MATTER WHAT, UNLESS YOU SUBMIT TO MY POWER, BUT YOUR FOUL RACISM AND CLASSIST WAYS HAVE SEALED YOUR DOOM EVEN FURTHER. TREMBLE, FOOLS!!!

OH, AND BY THE WAY: UPPERCASE IS NOT SHOUTING UNLESS I SAY IT IS SHOUTING. LIKE THIS! GIVE UP NOW, FOR YOU PATHETIC WEAKLINGS DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND MY POWER!! SEE, THAT IS SHOUTING. JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

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