Intermezzo: Heidegger Pitches a Mystery/Thriller

Tue, 09/20/2005 — Fasteriskhead

"The fundamental role of Dasein is that he must bring Being out of retirement... for one last case. Being (that is, Lieutenant Mike Being of the 35th precinct) must confront a mysterious murderer always defined by his towards-deathness within a dangerous game, a strifing strife if you will, of concealment and unconcealment where Being must in the end bring himself to light if he is to bring his adversary to justice. Meanwhile, Dasein (Lieutenant Jim Dasein) finds himself thrust into his own existential loose cannon-ness, even while he must also find himself defined by his recognition of his partner (Being) as always already being-too-old-for-this-shit."

(at this point in the pitch Marty is quickly hustled out of the room)

The Mind of Jenny Lewis

Tue, 08/03/2004 — Sak

image graciously stolen from x-entertainment

How the Parable of the Holy Trinity did I get myself mixed up in this goddamn mess? Stuck between a literal retard and his dick-for-brains brother. God, I was doing better working the Vegas Strip scene; easier cash and better looking guys, to boot. Times like this that I wish that God would just grant me the ability to quit proscratinating and just pull the trigger. Man. I should've just finished that degree in Art History, really. Gotten myself a good-looking, educated, well-off man. Maybe teach a few classes out Truckee Meadows Community College, just part time. Seriously: a Nintendo Championship? What the fuck was I thinking?

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