Point of Haggar #2

Sat, 01/24/2009 — Rev. Ragu

It's been a long time since ol' Mike here "machotized" all you Haggarmaniacs out there! Well, as I'm sure you all know from listening to my syndicated AM talk radio program, I've been busy! While I haven't been pounding the pavement, driving the punks and the street scum out of town with the force of my hard fists and hard holds as much anymore, I've been putting the elitist liberal establishment in my trademark spinning piledriver and slamming them down on that hard concrete sidewalk called "truth". As you may have heard, It's been a historic week, and while I don't approve of Mr. Obama's big-spending, pantywaist, soft-on-crime, liberal hemming and hawing, I can respect that this is a first, and opens up a lot of doors for a lot of people. Why, just think, in another four years, maybe America will be ready for a former street fighter turned wrestler turned big city mayor as president. And believe you me folks, this country is going to need a full-on reverse backdrop after four years of liberal bullshit.

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Point of Haggar #1: Well-Oiled Machine

Wed, 11/03/2004 — Sak

Oh, hey! Didn't see you come in! Pull up a chair, it's faux leather. Picked it up at Truckie's Vintage Furniture for about 12 bucks. I'm Mike Haggar -- you might remember me from a stint as Mike "The Champ" Haggar on the Saturday Night Slam Masters professional wrestling circuit! These days I'm doing my best to wrestle the legal system! That's right, I'm now Mike "The Mayor" Haggar! Of Metro City, no less!

So what's an old wrestlemaniac like me have to tell you? How about this thing we call Democracy? It's great! It runs like a well oiled-machine, and I'm here to tell you all about the cogs and the circuitry that keep that machine a-runnin'! At the federal level, this country consists of three branches: the Executive, the Legislative, and the Judicial, all of which perform checks and balances on the other branches to make sure one does not obtain more power than the others!

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