A Dilemma

Mon, 08/16/2004 — Fasteriskhead

"Hey uhh, I guess none of you guys have seen like a time machine or maybe some kind of glowing portal or anything like that."

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"But if you have seen something along those lines, or I guess maybe some kind of trickster-looking god type dude, then uhh, I'd like to know where, if it's no trouble or whatever. I mean it'd really help me out."

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"Do any of you shitheads hablar inglés for fuck's sake? And uhh, christ dude quit staring at my crotch."