A Hipster's Commentary on the State of Videogames

Sun, 10/17/2004 — Sak

Uh, yeah, of course I've heard of San Andreas. Psh. Yeah, I've had an advance copy for, what now, Enrique? Two months, yeah? Yeah, it's okay. A little passé, if I do say so myself. I mean the whole non-linear thing was played out by, what? Final Fantasy VI? Oh, you didn't know that Final Fantasy VI was released here as Final Fantasy III? Heh, okay.

Well of-fucking-course I've played Katamari Damacy, what do you take me for? A dude not on top of his shit? Yeah, it was... okay, I mean. Yeah. Seems like it's trying a little too hard, y'know? I mean, that whole ball-rolling thing? I guess if you're into that you'd be into, y'know, Deathcab for Cutie or something; really played out, y'know?

This shirt? Yeah, it's an actual promotional t-shirt for SeTa's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Its small size is perfect for my emaciated figure. Totally out of print. So what am I playing lately? Probably some games you've never heard of, y'know. This one game completely combines the pathos of Ghosts 'n' Goblins with the intense viscosity of Super Castlevania IV; it's called Tiddleywinks.

You haven't heard of it?


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