Excerpts from the Livejournal of Pious Augustus.

Wed, 08/25/2004 — Bloiffy

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me @ home 17:30 25/08/04

THE UNIVERSE IS A YAWNING CHASM FILLED WITH EMPTINESS AND THE PEURILE MEANDERINGS OF SENTIENTS

WORTHLESS BEINGS WHO UNDERSTAND NOTHING! YOUR FATE IS SEALED AND I WILL RULE OVER YOU ALL IN THE PITS OF ETERNAL DARKNESS!!!

YOUR LIVES ARE BUT CANDLES IN THE WIND OF MY PASSAGE

AND TO THE SMART ARSE WHO COMMENTED ON MY LAST ENTRY -- FUCK YOU PAL!!! I'M LIFE'S BAD BITCH AND SCREW YOU FOR TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE ALL KINDS OF BULLSHIT ABOUT ME (I AM NOT A FAT GUY LIVING IN HIS PARENTS' BASEMENT I AM AN ETERNAL BEING OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE BEYOND YOUR PITIFUL MORTAL KEN AND IF YOU KEEP UP WITH THIS CRAP I AM GOING TO TOTALLY TRACE YOUR IP AND FIND YOU AND SUBJECT YOU TO CEASELESS TORTURE THE LIKES OF WHICH WOULD DRIVE ANY MAN TO THE PRECIPICE OF INSANITY)