GREAT SEXUAL MOMENTS IN GAMING #3
Thu, 01/14/2010 — Rev. Ragu
You've tasted the sweet, sweet forbidden fruit of serial copyright infringement with the Touch Boy brand Gameboy copier - feels pretty good to be playing Go! Go! Tank, Catrap, Amazing Tater, and Bubble Ghost for free, eh? Didn't hurt as much as you thought. Helicopters didn't hover overhead, men in black balaclavas wielding submachineguns did not rappel through your windows, you were not manhandled and beaten about with the butt-end of a rifle by burly copyright enforcers, stripped, hosed down with freezing water, carried into a windowless gray room, buck naked, forced to answer deeply personal questions about yourself, your family, your love life, where you got the idea that you could play Boomers Adventure and Battle Bull without paying a dime. Feels really good, in fact. Maybe what they've been telling you about right and wrong and crime and punishment is completely false. Maybe... there are other forbidden fruits that are just as delicious.
Touch Boy
Yes. Yessss. Your gray market Gameboy copying device knows. It knows that all morality is arbitrary. You've been playing Maru's Mission and Kwirk: He's A-Maze-Ing for years now. Never leaving your house. Afraid that everyone will know. You're marked, you're tainted. So just let go. You have nothing to lose. You're already bound for hell, figuratively speaking, why not throw a few more proverbial coals on the flames?
Come on man. Try it once. Fly. You can't get a habit from Touch Boy. Quit anytime you like~*
Touch Boy
*Please note: The Andore Seven does not wish to condone or promote the sexual abuse of children, nor the illicit copying and download of Gameboy hits such as Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle and Penguin Wars. Be good, folks
Comments
"Touch Boy: Electronic Dictionary?"
Doesn't sound too illicit to me.
Dictionaries are for learning. It's research.
"Electronic Dictionary" is one of those euphemisms for something more nefarious, like "totally legal backup copy", "educational purposes" and "boylover".
"Touch Boy" sounds like the name of someone's Daddy's Science Device.
With regard to the subject of touching, I DID notice that the creature adorning the label wears a shirt and shoes, even a tie or a neckerchief of some sort, but not trousers. On a personal note I wish that wasn't the sort of thing I notice, but my person is irrelevant.
I did not notice that, being so acclimated to pantsless cartoon animals. However, now that you have pointed it out, it adds a whole new level of skeeziness to the TOUCH BOY. I may never be able to see a TOUCH BOY in the same way again.
By the way, I mean pantsless cartoon animals in that harmless, Bugs Bunny sort of way. Not, say, as in Bugs Bunny as seen on Furaffinity with realistic human genitalia grafted to his freakishly muscular body. Just thought I should clear that up.
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