they keep this up for the whole game folks

Mon, 08/01/2005 — Fasteriskhead

"Are you saying that the American government is actually a front for an international conspiracy? Do you have any proof?"

"Yes, J.C., but not just the U.S.: we're talking here about a global organization whose roots in the new world stretch as far back as Magellan at the least. We have numerous eyewitness accounts of a number of giant men in red spotted wifebeaters assisting the colonists during the French and Indian War, and that's not even mentioning any number of photographs, all disavowed by the executive branch, of the same mysterious figures piledriving the planes of the luftwaffe."

"Armies have always required and used special operation forces to give themselves an edge. Even if they existed, that doesn't mean they have any kind of extragovernmental authority."

"You've never wondered about the secret war for the control of information? You've never seen the word FUK scrawled on a wall somewhere, and wondered if there was anything more to it? We're all just the newest pawns under the control of a huge game that's been going on for untold eons. Aristotle already spoke of this in his Metaphysics. The Templars nearly understood the truth, before the end. The Assassins, the Marian cults, the Illuminati, the Cult of the Dead Cow, the Warren Commission, the Masons, all had some part to play, but they were merely the outward signs of something deeper, and they never acted freely."

"'Only that thing is free which exists by the necessities of its own nature, and is determined in its actions by itself alone,' said Spinoza. So, assuming I take your word, who's really behind all this? Who are these 'giants in red'?"

"We don't know, exactly. All we've heard is a name: the Andore Seven. They move in the shadows and control every major event on this planet through their millions of channels in the international web they've created, at the center of which they sit. If anyone gets in their way, they run into them very fast and hit them with their chests. As of late they've been quiet... but now they begin to move again. So, let's hope Aquinas was right."

"'Good can exist without evil, whereas evil cannot exist without good.' But if what you say is true, I don't think it'll matter."

"Anyways, I can sell you some crossbow darts for 50 credits, a can of beer for 5, or a laser upgrade for 120."

"Gimmie the beer."


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